"We need a boat!"said Elen.
In that moment came Finrod.He was in his boat.
"NOW!TALK"said he to Elenthari band Aerlinn.
"Well,my lord this is a lil' bit complicated..."started Elen."We just ah...I just sang the Hymn of Elbereth and the place got flooded with shampoos and..."
"YOU!WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!"said Finrod.he was mad."I'll close you in the darkest dungeon in Nargothrond and... and..."
But Elen wasn't listening.She stared at the boat and suddenly she jumped in.
"Sorry"said she to the boatman"but I'll need this"and Elen grabed the oar."Jump everybody in!"then she turned to Finrod.
"My lord please wait here.Later we'll discuss what happened!"
"What!To wait here!Hey,I'm the king of Nargothrond and you can't leave me here!"shouted Finrod."Stop!Stop!I command you!STOOOOOP!!!"

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"I take some," Smeag said, grabbing at most five bottles. She then looked down at the sea of shampoo and said, "That didn't even leave a dent now did it?"

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"Now lets take a look at the maps..."said Elen."The Orcs are coming from the North and they will pass Talath Dirnen and cross,where Narog and Ginglith meet.There we'll set our trap!We'll cover thw river banks with shampoo.When the Orc army comes,it'll slip over the glade.So they couldn't use their siege machines.We will guard the west bank of Narog.And when the army approaches,we'll ambush them with shampoos and weapons.I'm sure that a big part of the army will cross the river and that's why we'll wait them on the west bank.We shall push them into the river and to be sure that they'll die,here a few miles before the Gates of the city,shall be a garrison of archers.They will kill every Orc they see in the water.We'll leave a lot of the shampoo here,in Nargothrond.So if the army passes the fords of Narog,the Elves will pour out the shampoo in the river and our cover will be the wall of bubbles(this is because of the shampoo).So we can regroup here,in the city,and then counter-attack the emeny.I know this is complicated but this is our chance..."
(if there are any problems understanding the plan,PM me guys)

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Elen looked at Finrod.
"what on Arda are you doing in the sea of shampoo-bottles?"
"Well....um"mumbled Finrod.
"Now look what have you done!!!!!"Elen's gaze almost was red."Let's turn the boat!!Then we'll talk!"
After they turned the boat and sat in it (Aerlinn sat near Elen) Elenthari asked.
"My lord at least have you heard the plan"
"Ah...barely."
"Oh,God!"thought Elen."Ok I explain again."
And Elen explained the hole plan once more.
"Do you get it?"asked Elen finally.
"Yes I do!That's ummmm... good plan."
"We do it?"
"We do it"said Finrod."At least that's the only plan we have."
Then they brought up the boat to the palace.
"We must start now"said Elen.
"I'll give the orders immediately."answered Finrod."How many shampoo we need"
"Well this what we have here is enough.The half here and the other half for the trap."
Finrod said noting ,he just entered the palace.Then he called one of the guards and said something in Elvish.
"Come in the main hall"said Finrod finally."There I'll be sure Aerlinn won't mess the things up again.Soon the shampoo bottles will be moved to the appointed places.Now let's discuss our forces.How many Elves you need.You will lead the battle,right?"
"Yes"said Elen(though she didn't wanted to)"As many you can give me.I'll leave my friends here."
"Ok.2500 Elves.The scouts are already waiting for you there.I'm coming with you too"
"No my lord stay."said Elen.Aerlinn mumbled."Trust me so is better!"
"As you wish.Now let's dinner!You'll leave tomorrow."
"Tomorrow"Elen was surprised.She knew She'll have to leave soon but she never thought soo soon."OK"
"Is that a problem?"
"Oh no of course."
After the dinner Elenthari couldn't sleep.She felt fear.
"I'll die!"thought she.She looked at her armour
Early on the next morning the Elven army was ready.Elen was in her armour(she looked soo funny with the big helmet on her head!!!).
Before she leave she went to Aerlinn.
"Siss,I wanna give you this."
"Your belongings for hair.Oh,sissy!"said Aerlinn.
"No!This cell phone-my number is the first in the phone book!If something goes wrong I'll call you to pour out the shampoo in the river!"
"Oh!OK."
"Gotta go!"
Elen went out,mounted on her horse.The army was ready and they set out.
In two 4 hours they were on the glade.
One of the scouts already waited for them.
"And?"asked Elen.
"Everything is taking a place,how you said my lady.But the Orc army will be here sooner then we thought."
In this moment another scout same.
"They are approaching!"shouted he.
"Pour the shampoo!Now!"said Elen."Everybody in position!"
The Elves fulfilled the command.In half an hour the Orc army came.
"What's that smell?"asked one of the Orcs.
"Elven smell!pfuu"
"It's too strong.I feel dizzy!"
"Keep walking scums!!!"
In this moment one of the Orcs ,who was pushing one of the siege machines fell on the ground and siege machine splashed in the water.
"What?"asked the Orc commander.He turned and saw that the half of the army was down.The siege machines splashed in the river!
"Now,attack!"said Elen.And the Elves attacked the unsuspecting enemy.
The Orcs couldn't react.The were soo dizzy because of the shampoo.They were falling by the Elven arrows like rotten fruits.Or the jumped in the river but they were slain by the elven battalion,who was waiting 5 mil. before the gates of Nargothrond.
"We,will win my lady"said one of the commanders.
"It's still early"to say said Elen.
Suddenly the sky grew dark.
"What's this?"asked Elen."Stupid helmet!"
An she took the helmet down.
Before her stood a giant Balrog.
"Uh....Hi!"Elen smiled.
The Balrog snarled.He took out his flaming sword.
Elen pooled something from her belt.But that wasn't a sword.
"What?Oh no"Elen saw her call phone in her hand.It begann to ring that was Aerlinn.She wanted to know how was the battle.
But the ring-tone was awful loud and it was one of those annoying sound like "I'm your cell phone!Pick me!Pick me!!!"
The Balrog screamed.He ran away but h slap over the shampoo and fell in the river.
"Shoot him!Shoot him!"Elen screamed.She was soo scared.
Then the cell phone rang again.Elen picked.
"Hello sissy?Are you alive?"
"Yups,dear!I'm alive!we just killed a Balrog.How are you?"
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(I know it was a lil' bit long but....)
Elenthari and the the Elven army came back to Nargothrond.
"Welcome back!"greeted Finrod.
"Hello,my lord."
"I have some questions for you,lady.What we gonna do with the rest of the shampoo!!!!!"
"Ummmmmmmm.......you can use it?"Elen made an innocent look.
Finrod wasn't pleased from the answer....

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Elenthari and Finrod went into the main hall.
He sat on his throne and stated to ask Elen about the fight.
"And you say they had a Balrog with them.How did you kill him?" Finrod placed his hand on the throne's handle."What's this?It's sticky and yellow.That's,that's paint!!!Who made that?Oh I know already the answer!AERLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!Find this Elleth and bring her to me !NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
Finrod was red and yellow(his robe was yellow ).
"Oh,no!"though Elen"I think it's time to get out of here"
"Um,sorry my lord.I need to wash."said Elen.
"Oh,you'll wait here!If you leave this hall you'll be throne in the darkest dungeon!"

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Risestel had been wandering around after she had gotten lost in the sea of shampoo bottles. Now she was searching for the others, and she knew she was getting close when she heard Finrod scream, "AERLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!" She ran there and saw Aerlinn's paint job on the throne room.

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It's sooo good to see you!!! )

Elenthari saw Risestel,who was hiding behind one of the columns.She gave her a sign to come closer.
Ris carefully walked up to Elen,without Thingol or the guards in the throne hall to see her.Elen whispered.

"Go and find Aerlinn and the others.Tell them we must get out of here.Thingol is mad because of the Aerlinn's art work!I'll hold him here as long as I can,so you'll have enough time to leave the city.Then I'll join you!Go,Ris,before someone sees you!"

In this moment Thingol turned to Elenthari:
"Did you say something,my lady?"
"No...Nothing.."

He turned and continued his talk with one of the guards!
Elen looked back and saw Risestel,who was quietly leaving the hall.

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Smeag popped out from behind the throne with her two paint-covered hands in front of her. "I don't like this stuff," she told herself, loud enough for all to hear, "It won't get off."

Smeag ran over to Elen and help up her hand asking, "Is there anymore of that shampoo-stuff?"

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"Yeah,I have still some."Elen took off her belt a bottle of shampoo and hand it to Smeag.She whispered to her:
"Smeag do you know where Aerlinn is?Finrod will arrest her and throw her in the darkest dungeon if he finds her.We must leave now.."
"What are you talking about?"asked Finrod,who was looking at Elen and Smeag.
"I'm just showing her how to open the bottle,that's it my lord"Elen smiled innocently.

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"Bottle. Bottle. Bottle." Smeag tried to leur the bottle of shampoo closer to her as Elen was showing her how to open it. Grabbing the bottle, Smeag put the shampoo all over to hands and looked back up at Elen, "Now, where's the water?"

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"Bottle. Bottle. Bottle." Smeag tried to leur the bottle of shampoo closer to her as Elen was showing her how to open it. Grabbing the bottle, Smeag put the shampoo all over to hands and looked back up at Elen, "Now, where's the water?"

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"Umm...My lord...Can I lead Smeag to the fountain in front of the palace so she could wash her hands."
"NO!!!I said if you leave this hall you'll join Aerlinn in the dungeon!"
Elen shivered.She imagined a dark dungeon full of bugs and other nasty things.
She was silent for a moment but she began to speak to Finrod once more.
"But my lord the shampoo is falling on your wonderful carpet and it'll make spots on it."
Finrod looked at Smeag's hands and saw how the shampoo drops were falling on his precious,golden colored carpet.After 5 min he said:
"Alright!Go!But I'll send guards with you."
"Is this necessary?"mumbled Elenthari"We just go Smeag to wash her hands,that's all"
"Yes!I don't want you two to run away."
"To run away!My lord the city is full of your guards-how can we run away."
"Maybe you're right.Ok then,go alone!But if you don't come back,you're going to be arrested!"
"Thank you my lord!"said Elen"C'mon Smeag!"

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