Smeag couldn't concentrate anymore. The fact was that the orcs over there didn't die. They were chasing after her and tried to eat her, but, what she thought was dead obviously wasn't. They could still walk, talk, and most treacherously: eat.

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"Hey Elen," called Misery from her horse, "Can I have some of that shampo, too." She was begining to worry about the orcs.

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"Don't worry guys!"said Elen thought she was worried too.She asked herself*How Finrod will find sooo much shampoo in Nargothrond?*"Now let's hurry and reach the city before night fall."

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(sorry for the second post girls but we got to move )
Elen and the others arrived at Nargothrond on sunset.As they walked into the city,Finrod gave the commands.
"Close the gates and double the guards!Watch out for Orc scouts!"then he turned to the Fellowship."You look tired ladies!Go now and rest!"he smiled.
"But my lord,the defences!"said Elenthari.
"Don't worry about that,lady Elen!You'll have all you need for your plan.Golnwe!Take the ladies to their rooms."
"Yes my lord!This way."

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Elen heard something behind her but she didn't wanted to see what was happening.She just looked to Aerlinn:
"What's happening,dear?"aksed she her laughing sissy.
"Oh,nothing special,Elen!"said Aerlinn.
The Fellowship passed through the city.
"Wow!It's beautiful here."said Elenthari.
Then they entered the palace.
"Your rooms ladies are down the main corridor before you reach the main hall,the second door to the right.Good night and may the Valar protect us!"
"Hannon le!"said the Fellowship.
Everyone were very tired.It was a hard day indeed.But though that Elen couldn't sleep
"How Finrod will find sooo much shampoo?It true that his hair is long but...Oh I'd better take a look at the maps."
She took out the maps to find a good location for setting up the trap.

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Elen begann to sing the whole song:
"Snow-white! Snow-white! O lady clear!
O Queen beyond the Western Seas!
O light to us that wander here
Amid the world of woven trees!

Gilthoniel! O Elbereth!
Clear are thy eyes and bright thy breath!
Snow-white! Snow-white! We sing to thee
In a far land beyond the sea

O stars that in the Sunless Year
With shining hand by her were sown
In windy fields now bright and clear
We see your silver blossom blown!

O Elbereth! Gilthoniel!
We still remember, we who dwell
In this far land beneath the trees
Thy starlight on the Western seas

A Elbereth Gilthoniel
o menel palan-díriel
le nallon sí di'nguruthos"
"That's the song sister"-she smiled.
Suddenly the whole room was full of bottles of shampoo.

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"Why,on Middle-earth,had this to happen!!!"Elwn was confused."Such a nasty day"thought she!!!
"Girls,I think we really need some help here!"screamed Elen.Soon Ris came and took out the sisters from the sea of shampoos.
"We need to close the stupid backpack"said Elen.She looked to the palace."How shall we reach our room now?"

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Smeag climbed out of the pile of shampoo. Being the shortest, she was the most likely to drown in this. "And how do you suppose we close it?" Smeag asked while tossing some more shampoo out of her way, "Shoot it with an arrow? Slay it with a sword?"

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"We need a boat!"said Elen.
In that moment came Finrod.He was in his boat.
"NOW!TALK"said he to Elenthari band Aerlinn.
"Well,my lord this is a lil' bit complicated..."started Elen."We just ah...I just sang the Hymn of Elbereth and the place got flooded with shampoos and..."
"YOU!WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!"said Finrod.he was mad."I'll close you in the darkest dungeon in Nargothrond and... and..."
But Elen wasn't listening.She stared at the boat and suddenly she jumped in.
"Sorry"said she to the boatman"but I'll need this"and Elen grabed the oar."Jump everybody in!"then she turned to Finrod.
"My lord please wait here.Later we'll discuss what happened!"
"What!To wait here!Hey,I'm the king of Nargothrond and you can't leave me here!"shouted Finrod."Stop!Stop!I command you!STOOOOOP!!!"

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"I take some," Smeag said, grabbing at most five bottles. She then looked down at the sea of shampoo and said, "That didn't even leave a dent now did it?"

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"Now lets take a look at the maps..."said Elen."The Orcs are coming from the North and they will pass Talath Dirnen and cross,where Narog and Ginglith meet.There we'll set our trap!We'll cover thw river banks with shampoo.When the Orc army comes,it'll slip over the glade.So they couldn't use their siege machines.We will guard the west bank of Narog.And when the army approaches,we'll ambush them with shampoos and weapons.I'm sure that a big part of the army will cross the river and that's why we'll wait them on the west bank.We shall push them into the river and to be sure that they'll die,here a few miles before the Gates of the city,shall be a garrison of archers.They will kill every Orc they see in the water.We'll leave a lot of the shampoo here,in Nargothrond.So if the army passes the fords of Narog,the Elves will pour out the shampoo in the river and our cover will be the wall of bubbles(this is because of the shampoo).So we can regroup here,in the city,and then counter-attack the emeny.I know this is complicated but this is our chance..."
(if there are any problems understanding the plan,PM me guys)

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(I'm not going to be on the forum for two weeks. )

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Elen looked at Finrod.
"what on Arda are you doing in the sea of shampoo-bottles?"
"Well....um"mumbled Finrod.
"Now look what have you done!!!!!"Elen's gaze almost was red."Let's turn the boat!!Then we'll talk!"
After they turned the boat and sat in it (Aerlinn sat near Elen) Elenthari asked.
"My lord at least have you heard the plan"
"Ah...barely."
"Oh,God!"thought Elen."Ok I explain again."
And Elen explained the hole plan once more.
"Do you get it?"asked Elen finally.
"Yes I do!That's ummmm... good plan."
"We do it?"
"We do it"said Finrod."At least that's the only plan we have."
Then they brought up the boat to the palace.
"We must start now"said Elen.
"I'll give the orders immediately."answered Finrod."How many shampoo we need"
"Well this what we have here is enough.The half here and the other half for the trap."
Finrod said noting ,he just entered the palace.Then he called one of the guards and said something in Elvish.
"Come in the main hall"said Finrod finally."There I'll be sure Aerlinn won't mess the things up again.Soon the shampoo bottles will be moved to the appointed places.Now let's discuss our forces.How many Elves you need.You will lead the battle,right?"
"Yes"said Elen(though she didn't wanted to)"As many you can give me.I'll leave my friends here."
"Ok.2500 Elves.The scouts are already waiting for you there.I'm coming with you too"
"No my lord stay."said Elen.Aerlinn mumbled."Trust me so is better!"
"As you wish.Now let's dinner!You'll leave tomorrow."
"Tomorrow"Elen was surprised.She knew She'll have to leave soon but she never thought soo soon."OK"
"Is that a problem?"
"Oh no of course."
After the dinner Elenthari couldn't sleep.She felt fear.
"I'll die!"thought she.She looked at her armour
Early on the next morning the Elven army was ready.Elen was in her armour(she looked soo funny with the big helmet on her head!!!).
Before she leave she went to Aerlinn.
"Siss,I wanna give you this."
"Your belongings for hair.Oh,sissy!"said Aerlinn.
"No!This cell phone-my number is the first in the phone book!If something goes wrong I'll call you to pour out the shampoo in the river!"
"Oh!OK."
"Gotta go!"
Elen went out,mounted on her horse.The army was ready and they set out.
In two 4 hours they were on the glade.
One of the scouts already waited for them.
"And?"asked Elen.
"Everything is taking a place,how you said my lady.But the Orc army will be here sooner then we thought."
In this moment another scout same.
"They are approaching!"shouted he.
"Pour the shampoo!Now!"said Elen."Everybody in position!"
The Elves fulfilled the command.In half an hour the Orc army came.
"What's that smell?"asked one of the Orcs.
"Elven smell!pfuu"
"It's too strong.I feel dizzy!"
"Keep walking scums!!!"
In this moment one of the Orcs ,who was pushing one of the siege machines fell on the ground and siege machine splashed in the water.
"What?"asked the Orc commander.He turned and saw that the half of the army was down.The siege machines splashed in the river!
"Now,attack!"said Elen.And the Elves attacked the unsuspecting enemy.
The Orcs couldn't react.The were soo dizzy because of the shampoo.They were falling by the Elven arrows like rotten fruits.Or the jumped in the river but they were slain by the elven battalion,who was waiting 5 mil. before the gates of Nargothrond.
"We,will win my lady"said one of the commanders.
"It's still early"to say said Elen.
Suddenly the sky grew dark.
"What's this?"asked Elen."Stupid helmet!"
An she took the helmet down.
Before her stood a giant Balrog.
"Uh....Hi!"Elen smiled.
The Balrog snarled.He took out his flaming sword.
Elen pooled something from her belt.But that wasn't a sword.
"What?Oh no"Elen saw her call phone in her hand.It begann to ring that was Aerlinn.She wanted to know how was the battle.
But the ring-tone was awful loud and it was one of those annoying sound like "I'm your cell phone!Pick me!Pick me!!!"
The Balrog screamed.He ran away but h slap over the shampoo and fell in the river.
"Shoot him!Shoot him!"Elen screamed.She was soo scared.
Then the cell phone rang again.Elen picked.
"Hello sissy?Are you alive?"
"Yups,dear!I'm alive!we just killed a Balrog.How are you?"
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(I know it was a lil' bit long but....)
Elenthari and the the Elven army came back to Nargothrond.
"Welcome back!"greeted Finrod.
"Hello,my lord."
"I have some questions for you,lady.What we gonna do with the rest of the shampoo!!!!!"
"Ummmmmmmm.......you can use it?"Elen made an innocent look.
Finrod wasn't pleased from the answer....

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