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Post subject:  Posted: August 31st, 2007, 5:53 pm |
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Lady of Taniquetil wrote: :roflmao:     WOW. i haven't had a chance to read them all but they are all VERY funny! let's see if i can think of one..." The Fellowship meets Celeborn and Galadriel... Celeborn:...Tell me where is Gandalf for i MUCH desire to speak with him...HE OWES ME $11.47!!!!!!! Galadriel: needless was that remark, sweety, for the world is full if forgetful twits! Aragorn: ok, granny, i can call you granny, right? i mean, me and Arwen are basically married now!! *laughs to self* Legolas: ok, Aragron, do you ALWAYS have to bring her up?? you talk to her on teh phone until the morning hours of the night and.. Aragorn:"morning hours of the night"??? what's that supposed to mean?? Legolas: morning hours of the night...DUH!! *continued bickering* Gandalf: ok i'm here. that nasty Balrog was just tryin to take me on another date, ever since...well, you guys know what happened last time... *eyeroll* Celeborn: ok there you are!!!! YOU OWE ME $11.47!!!!!!! Galadriel: *really big eyeroll, then begins's reading minds....she somes across GImli's... Gimli: *she is the absolutely ugliest creture ever to walk the earth! i can't believe we came all this ways just to... *galadriel goes tiger on gimli* *continuous fighting* Pippin: man, Marry, i'm soo full!! i ate like yesterday adn i could go on without food for at least a week!! Merry: me too..... Sam: i hate elves!! Mr. Frodo. let's get out of here!!!!! Frodo: "lay dowwwwnnnnnn, your sweet and weary head....night is falling......ok WHERE did that song come from???? ok it's not as good but it was fun to write  Good work!
Elrond (to Aragorn): "If you go on the trip, you can marry my daugther right now. or
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Post subject: Posted: September 6th, 2007, 9:07 pm |
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I wrote this...It made me laugh but we'll see if it really is funny.
After the fall of Isengard
Treebeard: Gandalf…are you mad at me?
Gandalf: No, why would I be mad at you?
Treebeard: You just act like you don’t like me anymore.
Gandalf: When do I act like that?
Treebeard: You don’t hang out with me anymore! You’re always hanging out with Aragorn!
Gandalf: What are you talking about? I hang out with you all the time!!
Treebeard: (Thinks for a minute) True…
Gandalf: See? I am NOT mad at you. Satisfied?
Treebeard: I guess so.
Gandalf: Good.
(A small period of silence)
Treebeard: Gandalf?
Gandalf: What.
Treebeard: Are you sure you’re not mad at me?
Gandalf: Treebeard!!!
Treebeard: What did I do! Why do you hate me so much!
Gandalf: I don’t hate you!
Treebeard: Yes, you do, you won’t even talk to me!
Gandalf: I’m talking to you right now!
Treebeard: But you weren’t while ago…
Gandalf: I was just thinking about something for a minute.
Treebeard: What were you thinking about?
Gandalf: It isn’t important.
Treebeard: See what I mean? You never tell me anything anymore. I’ll bet it’s a big secret, and as soon as I’m gone you’ll go tell Aragorn!
Gandalf: That is not true! Okay, I’ll tell you. I was deciding what I was going to say to Saruman when we visit him this afternoon. There! I told you!
Treebeard: And you’re sure you’re not mad at me.
Gandalf: I’m sure.
(Another period of silence)
Treebeard: Gandalf, are you mad at me?
Gandalf: NO!! Now shut up!
Treebeard: See, you are! You’re yelling at me! (Cries)
Gandalf: Oh brother…
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Post subject: Posted: September 9th, 2007, 3:04 pm |
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In Mordor:
Orcs: *nervously* Um, we still haven't found that ring of yours.
Sauron: What ring? You mean my wedding ring? No, I still have that. Shelob would be very angry if I'd lost it.
Orc #1: You married a spider??
Orc #2: But she's a very pretty spider.
Sauron: Fools!! She wasn't always a spider. She used to be a lovely half-elf, but there was an accident at this party.... some potion spilled on her. Ever since she's been a spider. I promised one day I'd cure her.
Orc #1: *chuckles* Doesn't she live in some cave now?
Sauron: She's still a bit mad at me that I let her get turned into a spider in the first place. It was really that Gandalf's fault though. He should have known better than to bring potions that he didn't know what they did to evil parties.
Orc #2: You actually invited a wizard?
Sauron: Well, no. He and Saruman kinda crashed the party.
Orc #1: Um, good luck curing her then.
Orc #2: Oh, some of the others think they saw Gandalf in Fangorn Forest. You know, if you want revenge or something.
Sauron: What?? After I sent that balrog after him in Moria. Wait, earlier, what ring did you mean?
Orc #1: Uh, what ring? You said you weren't missing a ring.
Sauron: No, you said that you couldn't find my ring. Since it's not my wedding ring, what is it?
Orc #2: The *coughs* Ring of Power.
Sauron: You lost that??? I spent most of an age creating that ring. Who has it?!?
Orc #1: Actually, you lost it. To some human guy. We think a hobbit has it now.
Orc #2: The hobbit keeps getting away. Even the Uruks couldn't catch him.
Sauron: Get back out there and find my ring, already! And if you see Shelob, tell her that I miss her... and she should come over to dinner sometime. I'll have the Witch King make her favourite.
Orcs: *bow* We'll find it.
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Post subject: Posted: September 15th, 2007, 3:34 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: September 25th, 2007, 3:44 pm |
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Merry and Pippin,
`no thank-you, we´re not that hungry..´
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Post subject: Posted: October 3rd, 2007, 10:01 am |
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That one's a classic.
I saw this one on wotr.
Frodo: Dude, where's my ring?
Pippin: Dude, I don't know!
Frodo: Where is it, dude?
Pippin: I don't KNOW, dude!
Frodo: Dude!
Pippin: Dude!
Aragorn: Gandalf...
Gandalf: OKAY! I'm sorry for teaching them that word!
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Post subject: Posted: October 5th, 2007, 2:50 am |
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Gimli,
`Of course, I can keep up on the ragged slopes, no problem!´ 
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Post subject: Posted: October 5th, 2007, 10:59 am |
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But he can...he is a good runner, in they movies they just used poor Gimli for comic relief, and it's not the only time they misrepresented him, either... 
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Post subject: Posted: October 5th, 2007, 11:00 am |
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Arwen to Elrond:
"Ada,have you seen my pink dress?I've looked everywhere for it!"
Elrond:
":eyeroll:"
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Post subject: Posted: October 5th, 2007, 1:49 pm |
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*Aragorn bursts through the doors in Helm's Deep (after Legolas gives him back the evenstar) and does a disco pose*
Let's get this party STARTED!!!
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Post subject: Posted: October 5th, 2007, 1:50 pm |
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*Aragorn bursts through the doors in Helm's Deep (after Legolas gives him back the evenstar) and does a disco pose*
Let's get this party STARTED!!!
_________________ Bob Seger 11/19;Celtic Thunder 9/29 Gettysburg 150th!!!
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Post subject: Posted: October 7th, 2007, 7:10 am |
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someone overheard Eowyn saying...
`don´t worry about the dishes, my dear
..I´ll get them when you go off to Helm´s Deep!´
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Post subject: Posted: October 7th, 2007, 2:24 pm |
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Galadriel: This is Nenya, ring of adament, and i am it's keeper, but not for long because ur going to give me the one ring unless you want the mirror to turn on you
Frodo: "YOUR MOM"
might be a little wierd, but it's my first attempt
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Post subject: Posted: October 8th, 2007, 2:46 am |
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Aragorn,
`hmm..elves, elves, are they like the little people?´
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Post subject: Posted: October 8th, 2007, 9:57 am |
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lolz. nice Zandain!
And sorry for that double post....for some random reason that keeps happening....stupid computer!  _________________ Bob Seger 11/19;Celtic Thunder 9/29 Gettysburg 150th!!!
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Post subject: Posted: October 9th, 2007, 3:12 am |
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overheard Arwen saying,
`Sweetie, bring me back something nice from Mordor..´
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