Nardil! That was SO funny! HAHAHAHA!

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Mouth o Souron= hand stop rubbing the eye!

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Got another one.
Frodo: Yo, yo, yo, Ringwraith, want to check out the major bling bling I got?

Ringwraith: Yo, what up dog? Trade the bling for a ride on mah steed.

Frodo: Ya got yourself a deal, home dog!

*Don't mind me, I have a cold like thing and my mind is full of muck.*

Sam:Mr. Frodo, we're going to die. We're not going to make it. The Ring's too heavy for you.
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Legolas: Immortality is overrated.
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Aragorn: Nah, that's okay Faramir, you can keep Gondor.
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Eowyn: Aragorn is like, so totally ugly! Eeew! Who wants to be married to a guy with that much power! Ick!
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Eomer: *doing bump and grind* WOOHOO! Unc's dead! I get Rohan! WOOT WOOT!
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Elrond: Sure Aragorn, you can have Arwen! No problem! TAKE HER!
Aragorn: But I don't want her...
Elrond: TAKE HER NOW YOU SMELLY RANGER!
Aragorn: Fine!
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Pippin: No, thanks. No ale for me. No food either. I'm stuffed!

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Okay, that's all for now. Bye!

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I'd like to see Pippin saying 'no' to the food


Sauron: "I wanna get married! I wanna be a good boy! Please, Varda, take me back, your Manwe's not worth, let ME be your hun ..."

Ah, good ol' weddings

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Elladan whyyyy
Elrond because I said so
Elladan i don't wana

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Aragorn:A day may come win the courage of men fails...
*Aragorn turns to face soldiers and finds that only one man remains*
Aragorn:Crud...

Not my best...

Yet another go at humor.

Legolas: I love being dirty!
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Aragorn: Ack! I broke a nail!
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Sauron: I'm gonna love him and hug him and name him George and he'll be mine forever!
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Random Orc: Elves are my best friends.
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*several years after destruction of Ring. In Minas Tirith*
Aragorn: When I first realized Elrond was trying to kill me so I couldn't marry Arwen, I was somewhere between Mordor and Harad. I became quite angry and that is when I went on a frenzied orc killing spree. After that I realized just how ridiculous I was being, and I got over it.

Eomer: Really? Awesome. You see, I had just been banished from Rohan when me and my men killed all those orcs. I think frenzied killing spree's and blood baths are theraputic.

Aragorn: Yeah, I think so too.

Faramir: *mumbles under breath* Barbarians.
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Okay, for the record, I am under the weather, so if these make no sense, that is why. My brain has been replaced with phlegm.

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Gimli: Hey blondie, hand me over that shampoo of yours.
Legolas: Yeah sure. *hands it over* You don't have to give it back to me, ya know.


I can't avoid being evil today.

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the bridge scene


Aragorn: You cannot give me this?

Arwen: Take it....

Aragorn: No!!

Arwen: Yes!!!

Aragorn: No!!!
Arwen: don't tempt me, elessar,
I have PMS!!!!
Aragorn:

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Elrond: So, Leggsie, you coming to the mud-slinging party later?
Legolas: You betcha! I wouldn't miss it! I'm gonna power slam you daughter into the mud!

Elrond: Hey Arwen, why don't you go out into the Wild and search for some hobbits and Aragorn. And take Glorfindel's horse while your at it!

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(Wow, did I just say that? That was mean! BUUUUURRRRNN!)
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Saruman: Here you go Gandalf, the keys to Orthanc, the rods of the seven wizards, and the palantir. Anything else?

Gandalf: Thank you. MWAHAHAHAHA! NOW I AM THE EVIL ONE! MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Galadriel: ACK! The voices in my head! MAKE THEM STOP!!!

Celeborn: Um, darling...
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END. FOR NOW! MWAHAHAHAHA!

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*laughs so hard that she can't remember anything new*

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Tom Bombadil: "Dub deh deedle de doo."

Frodo: "Wasn't it something like 'hop, dol, merry dol'?"

Tom Bombadil: "No, that was the ol' version, hippie, Tolkien did some editing here n' there, you see."

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Way to go, all of you! They're grrrr-eat! (sry)
Here's my attempt: .................

Arogorn's in the Citadel and gets the feeling that someone's watching him. He starts walking slowly to the door, his heart beating faster and louder. Typanny and bass drums, etc., joing in turning it into an "on-the-edge-of-your-seat" moment. He opens the door and sees Boromir leaning on his sword (and the door)
Boromir: Hiiii-de-ho! *moves his free hand in a motion similar to the Pocahontas hello and good-bye*
Aragorn *grumbles while clutching his chest*: You came close that time.
Boromir: *pouts*

~Edoras~
Aragorn joins Legolas outside Meduseld
Legolas: Wat up, homie G?
Aragorn: Tell me what's happnin' and keep it on the DL
Legolas: Sauron's comin' to kill us
-They both look at each other for a minute and crack up-
Aragorn: So seriously, what happenin'?
Legolas: Sauron's coming to kill us.
Aragorn: ...

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^ Hehe Aragorn just doesn't get, does he?


Gollum: Please, Master Gamgee, do you have a comb? And I need a shampoo, too. Oh, thank you, you are very nice.

Sam: Yessss, precoiussss, we knows we are nice.

I'm pure evil today, one can tell ya.

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