Miraz: Tell me, Prince Edmund...
Edmund: King.
Miraz: I beg your pardon.
Edmund: It's King, actually. Just King though. Peter's the High King. (pause) I know, it's confusing.

Lucy: I was so tall.
Susan: Well, you were older then.
Edmund: As opposed to hundreds of years later, when you're younger.

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===Gilmore Girls===

BOOTSY: Excuse me, but I've got the floor.
LUKE: You don't have the floor.
BOOTSY: I'm standing, aren't I?
LUKE: Well I was standing first which means I have the floor and I'm not giving it to you.

DAVE: You're drunk.
LANE: No, I'm... am I?
DAVE: We're going on in five minutes. Can you even play?
LANE: Oh, I can hit the sticks on those brums.
DAVE: Great, great, but what about the drums?

LORELAI: [at the town meeting, when everyone is talking about the bad things that Jess has done] I hear he controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to Glitter!

LUKE: It's the kind of lock burglars look for.
LORELAI: Why do burglars look for that lock?
LUKE: Because it's easy to break into. I proved that.
LORELAI: You proved that by...?
LUKE: Breaking in through the back door.

RICHARD: Now, did anyone ever to tell you to picture the audience in their underwear? Well, don't do it. I did it once and I had nightmares for a week. Bulgarians in Speedos.

EMILY: You were on the phone?
RICHARD: Long distance.
LORELAI: God?
RICHARD: London.
LORELAI: God lives in London?
RICHARD: My mother lives in London.
LORELAI: Your mother is God?
RICHARD: Lorelai...
LORELAI: So, God *is* a woman.
RICHARD: Lorelai.
LORELAI: *And* a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
RICHARD: Make her stop.
RORY: Oh, that I could.

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"I am he [she =P] that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death."

Lorelai: Heh, you know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.
Rory: Hmm.
Lorelai: I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
Emily: Oh dear God.
Lorelai: "Poodle" is another funny word.
Emily: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.
Lorelai: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catchphrase, you know? Like, "Oy with the poodles already."

Rory: So you did read this before.
Jess: Yeah, about 40 times.
Rory: I thought you said you didn't read much.

Lorelai: Schooch down now and go to sleep.
[she moves Rory's armchair]
Rory: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Nothing, just a little feng shui, go to sleep.
Rory: Mom, you don't have to sleep in here tonight.
Lorelai: I know, I just think the chair looks nice here.
Rory: And what's the blanket for?
Lorelai: In case the chair gets cold.
Rory: And the pillow?
Lorelai: To keep the blanket company.
Rory: Uh-huh.
Lorelai: Okay, everything's in its place. Chair seems warm, blanket seems happy, just one thing missing... oh yeah.
[sits down in chair]
Lorelai: Goodnight.

Jackson: I think we should get married.
Sookie: But - uh, but...
Jackson: Soon.
Sookie: Are you pregnant?

Lorelai: Let's invite everyone.
Sookie: Everyone who?
Lorelai: Everyone, everyone.
Sookie: [gasps] Everyone, everyone who?

Lorelai: What, did you break into our house, you got all dressed in black and pulled a Mission: Impossible?
Jess: Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus.

Lorelai: Make sure you look in somebody's sock drawers. Rich people have hilarious sock drawers.

Lorelai: Okay, I'm lying in bed and I'm sleeping and I'm wearing this fabulous nightgown, and like thirty alarm clocks go off, and so I get out of bed and I walk downstairs, and there, standing is the kitchen, is Luke.
Rory: Was he naked?
Lorelai: No. He was making breakfast.
Rory: Naked?

Luke: Ow.
Lorelai: Luke, are you okay?
Luke: Stupid box. Stupid lamp.
Lorelai: Hey Luke, are you being attacked by your possessions again?

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"I am he [she =P] that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death."

I WUVETH quoting!!!! Pwease may i join?

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"I'm not about to jump off a cliff after someone who doesn't exist!"~Trumpkin, Prince Caspian

Lucy- "I was so tall!"
Susan- "Well, you were older then."
Edmund- "As opposed to hundreds of years later, when you're younger."~Prince Caspian

Sue- "Quick! Everyone hold hands!"
*Peter reaches for Edmund's hand*
Ed- "I'm not holding your hand!"~Prince Caspian

Pippin-
"Home is behind, the world ahead,
And there are many paths to tread.
Through Shadow, to the edge of night,
Until the stars are all alight,
Mist and shadow, cloud and shade.
All shall fade, all shall
Fade....." ~Faramir's Sacrifice, Return of the King.

And that is just a few...

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[enters into nursery and spots Miraz's son in his crib]
<b>Peter</b>: Where'd that come from?
<b>Susan</b>: Mum never had that talk with you?

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Vizzini: "He didn't fall?!? Inconceivable!"
Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Westley: "As... you... wish!"
Buttercup: "Oh, my dear Westley." *tosses self over cliff*

Vizzini: "Do you hear that, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels!"


Pippin: "Merry?"
Merry: "Wot?"
Pippin: "I'm hungry."

Pippin: "It's talking, Merry! The tree is talking!"
Treebeard: "Tree?! I am no tree! I am an Ent."
Merry: "A treeherder! A shepherd of the forest!"
Pippin: "Don't talk to it, Merry. Don't encourage it!"


Jedidiah: "Oh, look the giant's scared: there's a bigger giant running around!"


Edmund: *stabs ice which shatters* "I know, you had it sorted." *walks away*

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Meet me in the gutter, make the devil your friend
Just remember what I said, cause it isn't over yet

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