Frodo looked disgutedly at
Gollum. "He's more insane now than when
we were traveling to Mordor with Sam."

The Obi-Wan toy who was standing next to Frodo
scrunched his face, narrowing his eyes on Frodo.
"But you're a toy remember? You never went to Mordor!"

Frodo sighed and reached his hand towards
his neck. "I know." he sighed. "But I still remember it..."

"Well don't remember it now! You must control your feelings Frodo, don't let them control you."

Suddenly Ani-Darth strode up in Vader mode.
"Trying to teach him the ways of the Jedi."
*makes mockish sound* "You don't know the power of the darkside! With it in your grasp you can do anything-"

"No, thank you!" said Frodo quickly.
"I've had enough darkness to last me forever."

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Padme looked around. She snickered. She could only imagine Gollum's face as all the Barbie's ran from him.

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"That sounds fun, doesn't it Gollum?"

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

oh sorry i mean Mahwwhhhhaaaaaa this was all part of my plan!)


Sauron was egging on the others to fight (go me) then esembled the orcs...saying something about "so much for building me any army worthy of mordor!" as he pulled out a chain of fighting orcs. he got them into ranks "okay the Army is esembled!"

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Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

"Good! Is everybody awake? We are almost ready to attack!"

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

(Morwen, I'm just waiting for the call to attack)

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Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....

Eowyn hopped down to the wood floor and used a long staple remover to ply up a loose board. "Okay, Gollum, go straight down the hallway and up through the loose board under the bed. Alright? Good. Everybody else, grab some sort of weapon and block off all other exits except the bathroom. Let's go! Sauron, get the orcs moving!"

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I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

Sauron barked out an order and the orcs started to qaurrle Sauron smacked his forhead shouted something in black speech the orcs looked up and formed their ranks and moved out.

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

Padme pulled out her blaster. The march was going to be hard on her, since she was a pregnant edition. Fortunately she came equipped with "Super Hormone" power. She was completely homonally stressed out and her mood swings were deadly.

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(I love it, Eowyn!)

Eowyn shoved on her helmet and grabbed her spear and sword and ran out of the doorway onto the carpeted floor of the hallway. The threshold caused some problems, she being only about 4 inches tall. "Alright, if they attack, go for their shoes or hair! They love those things too much."

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

"uhh do you think we could use bleach against them? spray it on thier clothes?"Sauron asked

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

"If you can find any. Just don't get any on the carpet."

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

right..." Sauron ran down the dresser to the vent "She said yes!"
the shout ecohed through the vent then a sound was heard from the vent Sauron opened the vent and pulled out a bottle of bleach there was a note attached "uh a message for you.."

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

(Hee Hee Hee... "Super Hormone" power with deadly mood swings... Eowyn/Padme, are you eternally pregnat, or will we eventually have Luke-and-Leia infant action figures on our hands? Oh, wait, If that happened, we'd lose you. Never mind.)

Gollum was still muttering to himself as he disappeared down the floorboards. "We didn't even go up stairs, precious, and we're already in the tunnel? Precious, you must be getting senile after five hundred and sixty-one years." He onto spider silk and yelled "&@#^ you, Shelob (Andrew's pet Tarantula; she'd gotten loose and only the toys knew where she was)! This is why I don't come in here..." he muttered. He creaked open the floorboard in Christy's (is it cool if I name Andrew's sister, Morwen?) room and peered around. He didn't see anyone. "Great, they're probably dressing," he thought. Just as he turned to go back and tell Eowyn to postpone the attack, he heard the clicking of high heels. He ducked down so that only his eyes could be seen above the floor. A mass of Barbies, some thirty, came out from their dressing area. Then, one of their evil number spoke. "So, like, what is that floorboard doing, like stickng up, like omigosh?" "like, I don't, like... um know, precious, I mean, omigosh" said Gollum, struggling with the dialect (how does Gandalf do it?). "Why, like, um, doncha, like, go over and, like ceck it out?" he continued. One of the Barbies started to walk towards Gollum's hiding spot. He waited until she was about six inches away, then leat out, foaming at the mouth, yelling as maniacally (sp?) as he could. The Barbies all screamed, and started runing around, bumping into each other. Gollum took the liberty of biting some of them (not hard, just enough to freak them out). He started herding them up into a group, and always leading them closer to the threshold (can I steal your word, Morwen?). An Army of toys awaited them.

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Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....

(Spelling is correct)
Eowyn turned serenely to Sauron and said, "Bleach them."

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I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

"FIRE!" Sauron shouted and a wall of bleach flew through the air!

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home