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Post subject: I wrote this poem while I was waiting for A-U to load. Posted: February 18th, 2009, 7:03 pm |
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Joined: 03 July 2005 Posts: 9846 Location: city that never sleeps
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Oh, will this page never ever load?
I do think my head’s about to explode.
A-U, dear A-U, won’t you load for me
Before my Firefox doth woefully freeze?
My eyes bug out at the green status bar.
If time were money I’d go buy a car.
The toolbar says “done,” but my page is still blank.
I can’t keep staring, or I’d surely faint.
A-U! A-U! My love unrequited!
I can’t find a rhyme that sounds quite righted!
My ears are all droopy, and my heart is all blue.
If I had a shoe, I’d throw it at you.
That’s it, I surrender—no more shall I wait.
Perhaps pleading with forums shall be forever my fate.
I pull at my hair; I tear at my flesh.
Woe is me as I reach for that good old “refresh.”
...says a lot, doesn't it?
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Post subject: Posted: February 18th, 2009, 7:13 pm |
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Joined: 04 February 2006 Posts: 9445 Location: Southeast of the Northern part of West Hyglemr Country:
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First off, it's pretty freaking awesome that you wrote a poem about a page loading.
Second thing, it's a great poem.
Thirdly, you just captured my emotions perfectly. 
_________________ going on a journey through my old claims


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Post subject: Posted: February 19th, 2009, 10:35 am |
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Joined: 02 May 2008 Posts: 3694 Location: A hidden forest in Middle-Earth Country:
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Hehe, that was pretty awesome.  "If time were money I'd go buy a car." <-- That's my favorite line. 
_________________  Banner from Nellie
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Post subject: Posted: February 19th, 2009, 11:15 am |
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Joined: 03 July 2005 Posts: 9846 Location: city that never sleeps
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Hahaha. Thanks, guys
Seriously, though. Is it just my computer or has A-U been in a coma this past week?
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Post subject: Re: I wrote this poem while I was waiting for A-U to load. Posted: February 19th, 2009, 12:46 pm |
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Joined: 02 July 2008 Posts: 2675 Country:
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Lady Dark Moon wrote: My ears are all droopy, and my heart is all blue. If I had a shoe, I’d throw it at you.
 Oh. My. Goodness. You captured my thoughts perfectly! AU has been a bum lately. And no, it's definitely not just you. Sometimes I have to try three times to get a page to load, and once it's loaded, I can't get back to the main page. 
_________________  i'm back for a little! i'll see how this visit goes. 
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Post subject: Posted: February 23rd, 2009, 12:21 pm |
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Joined: 02 May 2008 Posts: 3694 Location: A hidden forest in Middle-Earth Country:
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No, it's not just your computer. AU has been in a coma... for over a week. More like a month. 
_________________  Banner from Nellie
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Post subject: Posted: February 23rd, 2009, 7:57 pm |
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Joined: 06 January 2009 Posts: 658 Location: Wandering the forests of Mirkwood. Country:
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That was amazing!  That totally captured my emotions. Thumbs up.
_________________ Daughter of Erin Lunaire.
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Post subject: Posted: February 23rd, 2009, 10:33 pm |
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Joined: 16 March 2006 Posts: 20465 Location: Gondolin Country:
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... hahaha...
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Post subject: Posted: February 24th, 2009, 3:59 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
Gender: Male
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Haha! Loved it!!
I know egsactily how that feels...  Thankfully now the forum seems to be doing MUCH better (at least for me) which is OH so nice!
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Post subject: Posted: February 24th, 2009, 6:36 pm |
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Joined: 13 June 2007 Posts: 8115 Location: Asleep Somewhere... Anywhere Country:
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lol, that is genius... just genius. excellent job!
_________________ Chase a couple hearts, we could leave 'em in shreds Meet me in the gutter, make the devil your friend Just remember what I said, cause it isn't over yet
 Get.Lost.In.The.Dark.To.Find.Yourself -sig by Loafers-
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Post subject: Posted: February 24th, 2009, 7:30 pm |
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Joined: 03 July 2005 Posts: 9846 Location: city that never sleeps
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Yessss... together we shall wage war on A-U... die, forumseh... It is, of course, much more effective than talking kindly to it.
Thanks
*hammers on 'Submit'*
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Post subject: Posted: February 25th, 2009, 2:15 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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haha, yes. I gave up trying to "talk kindly" to it LONG ago. Hammering is much much more effective... 
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Post subject: Posted: March 5th, 2009, 12:49 pm |
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Joined: 27 February 2006 Posts: 11433 Location: My Imagination Country:
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I litterally rolled out of my computer chair laughing at this! It's just so epic! And it does that to me too. But it's only when trying to access the main page and when posting now and them.
And poor, poor AU... *pets site* getting beat up... but I guess thats what you get for not co-operating!
_________________  (}--{)Imagination Inspires Ideas -Zandain(}--{) Married Cloud Strife 9/17/08
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