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23. Voldemort -- "Awww, has ickle-Voldy-woldy-cootchie-coo got in a ickle stwess about nasty Hawwy Potty?"


LOL!!! [rolls on floor laughing her butt off] Oh my gosh! LOL!!! That was PRICELESS!


Anyways, assuming that evenstar's entry is a continuation of hermioneismytwin's.... And Haldir's...is included as well.

33. Aslan -- "Y'know...you could've been a cool bad guy. I mean, it sure seemed like it!"
34. Joker -- "Hahahahahah!! Oh my gosh! You're so funny! I, like, totally love you, like, SO much, Mr. Joker! No, really, where's my Christmas present?"
35. Lex Luther -- "You know you want her. The verbal judo is SO obvious man. And y'know, the whole....bald thing is really doing y'good." [Have to watch Smallville to understand]
36. Voldemort -- "I'm sorry, just to make this clear again. Tell me...what WERE you before you decided to kill a random person who came with Harry to the graveyard and resurrect yourself so as to bring a terror to the wizarding world?"
37. Rita Skeeter -- "D'you hear something? [swats] I think there's a fly around here somewhere...I'll get that Fly Swatter..."

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23. Voldemort -- "Awww, has ickle-Voldy-woldy-cootchie-coo got in a ickle stwess about nasty Hawwy Potty?"


LOL!!! [rolls on floor laughing her butt off] Oh my gosh! LOL!!! That was PRICELESS!


Anyways, assuming that evenstar's entry is a continuation of hermioneismytwin's.... And Haldir's...is included as well.

33. Aslan -- "Y'know...you could've been a cool bad guy. I mean, it sure seemed like it!"
34. Joker -- "Hahahahahah!! Oh my gosh! You're so funny! I, like, totally love you, like, SO much, Mr. Joker! No, really, where's my Christmas present?"
35. Lex Luther -- "You know you want her. The verbal judo is SO obvious man. And y'know, the whole....bald thing is really doing y'good." [Have to watch Smallville to understand]
36. Voldemort -- "I'm sorry, just to make this clear again. Tell me...what WERE you before you decided to kill a random person who came with Harry to the graveyard and resurrect yourself so as to bring a terror to the wizarding world?"
37. Rita Skeeter -- "D'you hear something? [swats] I think there's a fly around here somewhere...I'll get that Fly Swatter..."




ROFL!!!!!! *is going to die from laughter*

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All I can think of right now...

38. Barbossa-- "Apple?"
39. Mouth of Sauron-- Casually ask him if Sauron provides dental coverage
40. Saruman-- Discreetly point out that his roots are showing
41. General Grievous-- Ask him if he's seen a doctor for that breathing condition


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42. Commodor Norrington (yes I consider him a villian) "So, Norrington, how far did you have to stretch that wig to get your big head to fit into it?"

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43.voldemort: Have you ever thought of hair extensions?

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44. Victor [Fantastic Four]: "Dude....I mean, metal's cool and all but....your poor skin. What kind of lotion do you use?"

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45. Mouth of Sauron- Suggest that he should get a teeth cleaning and some serous. I MEAN seruos Orthodnic work.

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46. Tell the White Witch that you were picking lovely daffodils and enjoying the nice Spring weather this past weekend!

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47. Decorate Barad-dur with pictures of kittens in baskets and flowers.

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[b]48.[/u] Nazgul -- [Decorate Minas Morgul with GREEN DAY posters]

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49. Secretly shave off Saruman's beard and hair in his sleep

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50. Give the White Witch (from Narnia) some tanning lotion.

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51. Exchange all the Palantíri for regular crystal balls, hide the real ones and then play "hot and cold" with Saruman

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52. Voldemort - "Oh, Voldie, you might want to consider how your reputation looks when you send your snakey and your little bald henchman to do in your foes."(Voldemort's pet snake and Peter Pettigrew)

53. White Witch - "Hey, hun! You know, with your skin tone and hair color, I'm absolutely POSITIVE that orange and yellow would look GREAT on you! Oh, we should go shopping together, that would be like, so much fun!" *Wrap your arm around her shoulder and direct her toward Hollister or Abercrombie*

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54. Have Voldemort dress up in Ron's dress robe, and have him dance around

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55. Put a heater in the White Witch's palace.

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