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Post subject: Posted: January 4th, 2006, 2:09 pm |
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Joined: 04 June 2005 Posts: 1095 Location: West of the Moon, East of the Sun, and Several Miles from Anywhere
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I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.
Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy
WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Forget world peace... visualise using your turn signal.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....
...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
(They were screaming "Stop reading that insanely long bumper
sticker and watch the road!!!")
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Math illiteracy strikes 8 out of 5 people.
Hurrah for bumper stickers!
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Post subject: Posted: January 4th, 2006, 2:37 pm |
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Joined: 08 June 2005 Posts: 7734 Location: Isengard
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"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power"
- Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
_________________  Let him curse my name On these blood stained pages of misery Let him call me a tyrant so cruel Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!
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Post subject: Posted: January 4th, 2006, 5:29 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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Nice.
"In the waterfall of life... you are a drip." --My sister. (don't ask)
"If a weird person calls you weird... does that make you normal?" -- Me
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Post subject: Posted: January 5th, 2006, 9:07 am |
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Joined: 08 June 2005 Posts: 7734 Location: Isengard
Gender: Male
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"If I go into war and die, would I go to heaven?, but most of all where would the men that I have killed go or my very own killer when it is the leaders of our nations to blame for our sins?" - Me.. (just threw that as a pondering....)
_________________  Let him curse my name On these blood stained pages of misery Let him call me a tyrant so cruel Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!
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Post subject: Posted: January 5th, 2006, 4:23 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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Ok theese are a couple of things my sister told me... she got them off os some website so have no idea who thought them up
"Give me another bear, your not pretty yet."
"Grow your own dope, plant a blond."
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Post subject: Posted: January 6th, 2006, 3:14 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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Ok... double posting it's been two days...I think.
"There are two kinds of drivers. Those who have crashed and those who are going to crash."-- Mat from the singing group Supper Chic[k]
"Man who lives in glass house better dress down stairs."-- no idea.
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Post subject: Posted: January 21st, 2006, 11:44 pm |
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Joined: 20 August 2005 Posts: 1023 Location: I fly back and forth between Grobania and Middle-earth
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"You might have great hair, but in the morning you won't, but I'll still be stupid!" -Some captioner
"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which a human can die." -dunno
"Life is like a polar bear. It looks cute, but if you get to close it'll bite your butt." -Me just now.
"hi" -Boofa
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" -Forest Gump
"Don't get stuck on stupid" -United States Army
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Post subject: Posted: January 22nd, 2006, 11:40 am |
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Joined: 05 January 2006 Posts: 4689 Location: Somewhere dark... *glowy red eyes*
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My signiture is my favvy quote, along with
" It doesnt matter if you win or lose, it matter if [i]I[/i]lose!"
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Post subject: Posted: January 22nd, 2006, 2:17 pm |
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Joined: 20 August 2005 Posts: 1023 Location: I fly back and forth between Grobania and Middle-earth
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"Obey Gravity. It's the law." -thinkgeek.com
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Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 12:03 am |
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Joined: 20 January 2006 Posts: 71
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~forget falling into love, id rather fall into choclate~ i dunno i stole it off a key chain from my friend... lol
~i still believe theres good somewhere in everyone~ Anee Frank ((it was something like that... cant remember the actuall thing))
~Were just average joes doing something we love to do, were just like regular people~ AJ McLean- Backstreet Boys- on their jobs and fame

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Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 1:12 am |
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Joined: 30 October 2005 Posts: 5188 Location: 'Dance like flame cuase theres no gravity, and now I am just a candle trying to stay lit... Country:
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"Dream the impossible...cuase dreams do come true"-Lijah Wood.
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New Account: Khaleesi
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Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 3:16 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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Some nice qoutes.
"Maybe Fate is just a sorry ecscuse for Falier." Gary Hobsen (froma tv show called Early Edition)
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Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 11:19 pm |
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Joined: 04 June 2005 Posts: 5471
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Ah! Early Edition! We (me and my family) used to watch that show every time it was on! And now we can't cause it's not on and we can't find it on dvd. Sad
"Bungee jumping without a bungee cord is perfectly safe-it's the sudden stop when you reach the ground that's dangerous." Me, inspired by my Dad
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Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 11:35 pm |
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Joined: 06 June 2005 Posts: 2584 Location: In my black hole... Country:
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(Something I made up myself)
"If a ring falls into a firey mountain, and there is no one there to see it destroyed...is it destroyed?"
_________________ Everytime you make a one word post...a cactus dies
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Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 11:50 pm |
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Joined: 04 June 2005 Posts: 5471
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Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 11:55 pm |
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Joined: 06 June 2005 Posts: 2584 Location: In my black hole... Country:
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^I know...it perplexes me too
_________________ Everytime you make a one word post...a cactus dies
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