Gentlemen, you will remember this as they you almo- *falls off cliff*

Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for. Because you never know when they might do something incredibly... stupid.

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Okay you caught me I plan to commendere this ship pick up a crew in Toruga(r) and rage pligige plunder and otherwise pilfur my filthy weasly black guts out savy?

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In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

My other TARDIS is a police box.

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You're off the edge of the map mate. Here there be monsters!

No! Not good! Stop! Not good! You destroyed all the food, the shelter, the RUM!
Yes the rum is gone.
Why is the rum gone?
One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels, and two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The whole Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you think there is any chance they won't see it?
But why is the rum gone?

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Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!

Can I please join?
...Then on the fourth day he roped himself a couple of seaturtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will: He roped a couple of seaturtles
Mr. Gibbs: Aye Seaturtles
Will: What did he use for rope?
Capt. Jack: Human hair....from my back

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{ w i n g s - i m m o r t a l . n e t }

*Sings* I love fudge, I love fudge. I you ask me what I like I say 'I love fudge!'

Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk: ...for your willful commission of crime against the grounds. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature...
Town Clerk: ...impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England...
Jack Sparrow: Ah, yes.

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Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!

-grin-
Ooo, may I join? -twirls-

(whilst surrounded by soldiers...just let off from being hanged...the first words are:)
"...nice hat."

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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination" - Oscar Wilde

If you were looking for the opportune moment, that was it.

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Please can I join (I know I that I already asked to join, but asking to join twice is merely a reflection of how dearly I want to be in this club )
But why is all the rum gone?

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{ w i n g s - i m m o r t a l . n e t }

-wonders that too-
Why HAS the rum gone?

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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination" - Oscar Wilde

I don't know who's head of this, too lazy to check, but I'm sure no ones cares.

Elizabeth, it never would have worked between us darling, I'm sorry. Will... nice hat.

I love that look on Orlando's face as he smiles at that comment.

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Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!

....and then they made me their chief.....

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^thanks to arwenevenstar.com.

"...You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest.Honestly,it's the honest ones you want to look out for..."

Now let's switch to LotR sayings!

Sam: What we need is a few good taters.
Gollum: What's taters precious? What's taters eh?
Sam: PO-TA-TOS! Boil em mash em stick em in a stew... A nice piece of fried fish with some big golden chips...
Gollum: *spits*
Sam: Even you couldn't say no to that.
Gollum: Oh yes we could. Give it to us raw and wriggling. You keep nasty chips.
Sam: You're hopeless.

I hope you all realize how long that took me to type out. And there was a sibling looking over my shoulder the entire time pointing out every singe tying mistake I made and making me feel very nervous.

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Okay, one last POTC quote.

Pride of the Kings Navy you are.


And LOTR quotes...

Pippin- What were you thinking Peregrin Took? What service could a hobbit offer such a great Lord of Men?
Voice off in the distance-It was well done.
*Faramir walks in*
Faramir- Generous deeds should not be checked with cold council... You are to join the tower guard?
Pippin- I didn't think they'd find any livery to fit me.
Faramir-Once belonged to a young boy of the city. A very foolish one who wasted many hours slaying dragons instead of attending to his studies.
Pippin-This was yours?
Faramir-Yes, it was mine. My father had it made for me.
Pippin-Well, I'm taller than you were then. But I'm not likely to grow any more. Save sideways.

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Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!

Pippin:you need people of intelligence on this sort of.......mission..........quest............thing!
Merry:well that rules you out,Pip.

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^thanks to arwenevenstar.com.

"...You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest.Honestly,it's the honest ones you want to look out for..."

Faramir- You wish now our places had been reversed? That I had died and Boromir had lived?
Denethor-Yes, I wish that.

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Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!