Okay, obviously I'm still in. I could let my fabulous quotes go to waste, so i took the liberty of transfering them all!
Example:
(one day on RP game Runescape)
My friend: You just killed me!
Me: I couldn't resist, mate.
(Watching Troy with parents)
"This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy...'cept they was in a 'orse instead o' dresses...a wooden 'orse"
(On AIM with friend)
Ashley: alskhfaslufasl;djnfsd;f
Me: What's this, Precious? Is Ashley loosing her mind?... No, not! She never had one, Precious!
(Challenge with same friend that i could turn anything she said into a gollum line)
Ashley:
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cucumber
Cucmber who?
i'm gonna hit you in the head with a cucumber! *whack*
Me:
Knock-knock
Who's there, Precious?
A crunchable cucmber, my love
What does it eats? Is it...tasty?
Yes
*takes bite and spits it out* It tries to chokes us! We can't eat hobbit food! Oh, cruel hobbit! It does not care if we should be hungry, it does not care if we should DIE!
*whack*
Cruel men hurts us...Master betrays us...poor, poor Smeagol...
Yeah, that last one was a particuarly boring Saturday afternooon...
Here, I'll add some real ones:
1. "...And then they made me their chief"
2. "Clearly you've never been to Singapore"
3. "Monkey!"
4. "Laugh it up, fuzzball."
5. "I love you." "I know"
6. "It's the beards"
7. "So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause."
8. "I will do whatever you ask."
9. "It's the Jonah!"
10. "Is that the arm you do got or you don't got?"
11. "I bet they bloody would."
12. "It must be such a burden to be the left hand of God."
13. "Actualy, I'm just a friar." (not related to the one above)
14. "You were the Chosen One!"
15. "You stole my story."
Feel free to guess at however many you know. Some are very obvious, others a bit more tricksy

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About a week later:
Okay, I'll put up answers. Everyone who guessed got theirs right, but there were a few nobody knew, which I don't blame them for

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1. Jack - POTC
2. Jack - POTC
3. Jack - POTC
4. Han Solo - Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
5. Han & Leia - Same as above
6. Aragorn- TTT
7. Padme - Revenge of the Sith
8. Anakin (to Palpatine) - Revenge of the Sith
9. Random sailor - Master & Commander
10. Another random sailor - Master & Commander
11. Mr. Hyde- Van Helsing
12. Dracula (to Van Helsing) - Van Helsing
13. Carl - Van Helsing
14. Obi-Wan - Revenge of the Sith
15. Mr. Shooter - Secret Window