Soo... I just got back from the midnight premiere, which I was at only because I got a free ticket. Even so, I feel a review is in order.
Let me make two things clear. First, I thought the first movie was absolutely atrocious. Second, I am in love with Chris Evans (The Human Torch/Johnny Storm). The only reason that I actually bothered to see this movie was due to the Chris factor.
The Good:
-Chris Evans
-Chris Evans in tight spandex
-Chris Evans shirtless (The scene I waited the entire movie for.

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-Chris can actually act
-I thought the movie was overall less corny than the first one
-The special effects were great
-I actually laughed at the funny bits ("...give you an invisible kick in the nuts!" and "But... It's Dolce!")
-The Surfer was all-around amazing
-The giant planet-eating cloud...
The Bad:
-Jessica Alba wouldn't even be a convincing actress in elementary school musicals
-The chemistry between Ioan and Jessica just didn't exist
-The plot was just waaaay too predictable.
-Doom = FAIL. There was far too little of him... he seemed like an afterthought.
Final rating... 6/10. It wasn't terrible, but the only exceedingly memorable part was my dear Chris.
EDIT: BAH. I admit it. The only part of the whole movie I paid attention to was the Torch's muscles.
*Smiles sheepishly and backs out of thread*